Which Star Wars character(s), if cooked properly, would taste like chicken?

RE: Which Star Wars character(s), if cooked properly, would taste like chicken?

Hi Kev,
How’s it going?
You are right about OWK, but his spirit lives on… Must be all the bean and lentils…

RE: Which Star Wars character(s), if cooked properly, would taste like chicken?

After eating all that veg is that what Obi-wan meant when he said he “Felt a great disturbance in the force”!!!

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Hi, Snowman, welcome back.

“I’ll have whatever Obi-Wan is having (he looks like a Vegetarian).”

Not a good advert for being vegetatian, after all, Obi-Wan Kenobe is dead….

Regards,

kev35

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After such a meal, I reckon it’ll be a case of “May The Farts Be With You”.

RE: Which Star Wars character(s), if cooked properly, would taste like chicken?

Now, Yoda is undoubtedly very stale. But what if you put him into a stew and have him simmer for hours on end? Or minced Yoda, that might work.

Still i think the most useful creature must be the Tauntaun. Nice furry skin for boots and silly hats, lots of fat to grease your AT-AT joints and of course the meat inside. With all the fat on one end, and the game-type of meat i expect from such a creature, i guess it would taste like duck.

Yeah… i’ll settle for a Peking Tauntaun!

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They look a bit meaty to me… Do you work as a marketing chap in for a burger chain (Yes, vegetarians can eat all our products).

I’ll have whatever Obi-Wan is having (he looks like a Vegetarian).

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I don’t care… I’m a vegetarian.

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yeah, i’m for jawas on that…..

coanda

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I thought Greedo, he’s green like a frog and they say that frog’s legs taste like chicken.

As for Jawas I can see potential, buy your movie ticket and your partner buys the drinks and a large box of Jawas for you to share while you enjoy the movie! Also your kids can fight over who gets the toy ‘droid’ hidden in the box of Jawas.

Cheers,

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Too “sluggish” 🙂

Maybe stormtroopers? they would be crispy with the armour 🙂

Princess Leia would also bi possible. ups no, it was chicken, not chick 😀

I think we have to look in the bars on Tatooine.

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Arthur

Gotta agree about Jabba the Hutt (and his brother Pizza the Hutt) wouldn’t go too well when cooking as any salt would make him froth up and dissolve

Cheers

Gary

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Jar Jar Binks? Naah, too fishy. Wouldn’t mind him being slaughtered but that’s another issue. I’d like a grilled Ewok, but i don’t think their diet makes them taste much like chicken – more like boar.

I doubt it’s Jabba the Hutt.
Don’t think it’s Yoda either.

I’d go for Jawas!

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I think probably jar jar binks (in a white wine sauce!)
I don’t think wookies would taste very good as they are said to be around 200 years old, so that would make them a bit chewie!!(sorry I couldn’t resist the pun!!):9