[updated:LAST EDITED ON 04-10-02 AT 04:27Â PM (GMT)]Two hunters were out hunting when one of them collapsed. The other hunter quickly whipped his cellphone out and called Emergency. They answered the phone and the man replied in a hurry “please help…my friend is dead”. The operator replied “Ok sir, please calm down….first lets make sure your friend is really dead”. After a minutes silence a gunshot was hear…. then the man replied “OK…now what!”.
By: Merlin3945 - 4th October 2002 at 23:29
RE: This was rated Worlds Best Joke Of The Year.
Not the worlds best joke but here goes.
This guy really wants a pet and decides on a budgie. He goes to the pet shop and asks the man for a budgie. The man sid were out of budgies but I have a really good parrot and he is half price at the moment. So with some persuasion the guy takes the Parrot and put it in his cage at home. Everything is quiet for a few days as the parrot settles in. then it happens the parrot starts to bite him kick him spit at him and curses and swears like a trooper. After a few days the guy get fed up with the bird he has tried biting it back he has tried shouting at it and putting a towel over the cage but all to no avail. So he decides I ll put it in the fridge as a punishment and see if he cools off. So he put it in the fridge with a fight and of course its shouting and swearing but after a few minutes all goes quiet. The man thinking he has killed the bird open the fridge and it walks out and says Sorry old chap dreadfully sorry about the swearing and biting I realy dont know what I was thinking. The guy accepts it apology and thinks that is that. Then the bird speaks again. One thing I would like to know. What the hell did the chicken do.
Merlin
By: geedee - 4th October 2002 at 18:42
RE: This was rated Worlds Best Joke Of The Year.
Good one mate
Got a cracker as well but dont know wether to print it or not…no swear words but for anyone with a vivid imagination….
cheers
Gary
By: Saab 2000 - 4th October 2002 at 17:17
RE: This was rated Worlds Best Joke Of The Year.
What a joke…
By: A330Crazy - 4th October 2002 at 16:53
RE: This was rated Worlds Best Joke Of The Year.
lol i was told this yesterday… as it was readout on the news. Thanx Kabir for giving us a laugh! 😛
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