Risque Jokes

Howdy All, so did I miss much? Not been around for a while I know been busy with work and stuff.

Ja, I will email you back when I get a spare five mins. I came across a tow jokes that I thought were funny, if they offend sorry all.

Joke 1:

A High School Teacher remonds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, exept for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.

One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?” The entire class does it’s best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her heaad, and sweetly says, “Not an excuse. You can use the other hand to write with.”

Joke 2:

A woman and a man are involved in a terrible traffic accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “So you’re a man, that’s interesting. I’m a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”The man replied, “I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle…. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.” Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren’t you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police…

And for some good measure some pics. But not seem to be working so ill try later.

Kelly