India Vs Pak-Humorus point of view!

lets see what u all got in Ind Vs Pak in jokes….let it all be clean and no offence to any side please!

No offence on this one as well…… 🙂

India and Pakistan have recently realized that, if
they continued
political
tension, they would someday end up destroying each
other.
So they sat down and decided to settle the whole
dispute with a dogfight.
The negotiators agreed that each country would take
five years to develop
the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won the
fight would earn its
country the right to rule Kashmir. The losing
side would have to lay down its arms.
The Pakistanis found the biggest, meanest Dobermans
and rottweilers in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed
their offspring with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the
biggest, strongest puppy
from each litter, killed all the other puppies and
fed the lone dog all of
the milk. They used steroids and trainers in their
quest for the perfect
killing machine, until, after the five years were
up, they had a dog that
needed iron prison bars on his cage. Only the
trainers could handle this beast.
When the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians
showed up with a strange
animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund.
Everyone felt sorry for the
Indians. No one else thought this weird animal stood
a chance against
the
growling beast in the Pakistani camp. The bookies
predicted that
Pakistan
would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward
the center of the
ring.
The Pakistani dog leapt from his cage and charged the
giant
wiener-dog. As
he got to within an inch of the Indian dog, the
dachshund opened its
jaws
and swallowed the Paki beast in one bite. There
was nothing left
but a
small bit of fur from the
killer dog’s
tail.
The Pakistanis approached the Indians, shaking their
heads in
disbelief. “We
do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders
worked for five
years
with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and rottweilers.
They developed a
killing machine.”
“Really?” the Indians replied. “We had our Top plastic
surgeons working
for
five years to make an alligator look like a
dachshund!”