Has anyone heard or got funny milatary or other answer phone messages?
One funniest one I heard was
“Welcome to the Pentagon, after the beep please leave your name, the country you wish bombed and the secret word”
BEEP
I know it might ruffle some american feathers for that I apolgise
Kelly
By: coanda - 7th April 2002 at 11:03
RE: Milatary Answer Phone Message
you’d never guess would you…………
coanda
By: Arabella-Cox - 7th April 2002 at 02:43
RE: Milatary Answer Phone Message
“Fleet AV FAC PAC”
How the people in the Navy Photo Lab accross the hall used to answer the phone when I was in Misawa. They were a P3 unit. The USAF and USN photo units shared the same building.
It means “Fleet Audiovisual Facility, Pacific”
elp
usa
By: Glenn - 4th April 2002 at 23:06
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I am always changing my machine message. One of the first I had was of me starting a message and then ducking to avoid a dive bomber and subsequent explosion. Funny stuff, and my frineds loved it.
Regards, Glenn.
By: kelly_brooke - 4th April 2002 at 19:50
RE: Milatary Answer Phone Message
Deus Ex not a bad game
By: Comet - 4th April 2002 at 12:27
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I think a company advertises in some of the Playstation magazines which sells these crazy answer phone messages.
By: RadiO - 3rd April 2002 at 23:01
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It’s funny, but ever since I played Deus Ex I’ve had a strange urge to phone up MI6 – or some other powerful organisation – and say “Who will help the Widow’s son?”, just to see what happens.
Going off at a tangent, there. Sorry. 😉
By: coanda - 3rd April 2002 at 21:59
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i believe there was one like the ” hello, pentagon…want a fight?” ah yes, my dads a copper so its:
hello police…..want a fight?
well its direct and to the point i suppose!……….
coanda
By: Benair316P - 3rd April 2002 at 21:49
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Not quite military, but I’ve got a mission impossible one. It says somthing along the lines of ‘hello caller. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to leave a message…..bla bla bla!
well, it was novel at the time!
Regards
Ben
By: MikeP - 3rd April 2002 at 21:30
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A guy I used to work with had a habit of answering the phone with the words “Hello Pentagon, want a fight?”
There is a UK MoD answer phone message that I’ve seen. I’ll try to dig it out and post it.
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April 3, 2002 at 8:50 pm