Tommy, are you a Mileage Plus 1K member that you get all these upgrades?
Yes sir, I am a UA1K, travel to Chicago every other week through LHR, so getting that status is easy :p
I couldnt agree with you more, intra European business class is not worth the money. Domestic First in the US gives you fixes, wide 2+2, not the “lego” conversion seats on LH/SK