By the way.. In case no one has heard (which will surprise me to be honest), there has been a new EEC Directive introduced. To improve road safety, drivers of lower than average ability must now display a warning on their cars. This takes the shape of a flag with a red cross on a white background, and must be displayed on a short mast attached to the window of the vehicle. Furthermore, the lower the ability of the driver, the more flags he must display.

English women say English men are better lovers than the French.
They can stay on top for ninety minutes and still come second.
MH