You have it your way Lance, I was writing mine for the Greenock Telegraph, the Paisley Daily Express and the Wishaw Advertiser…:D;) The Dundee Courier on the other hand may have liked your’s more but may have added “Jings Crivvens Help Ma Boab !!!” at the beginning…:p

“Jings Crivvens Help Ma Boab???”

Sounds more like Dudely D Watkins to me. 😀

He was born in Manchester, you know.