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  • TonyT

If anyone needs my Aircraft Engineering experience, I am available

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http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/aircraft-engineer-avoids-jail-after-removing-a-mans-testicle-in-a-motel-room-20171027-gz9wnh.html

Sorry I had to post it.

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By: Whitley_Project - 7th November 2017 at 06:56

I geddit! Thanks

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By: ZRX61 - 6th November 2017 at 19:29

Here ya go:
https://floridaman.com/

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By: Flying_Pencil - 6th November 2017 at 18:02

No, that is NOT the ball bearing you are looking for!!

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By: Whitley_Project - 6th November 2017 at 12:08

Can you expand on what Florida man is ZXR61? Something to do with retirees and golf?

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By: ZRX61 - 5th November 2017 at 17:43

Key word in the report is “Australia”.. It’s like the entire country is populated by Florida Man.

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By: Chad Veich - 4th November 2017 at 20:53

Straight up weird. I can’t even fathom the thought process of either of them. There are some strange folk on this here planet.

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By: Matt Poole - 4th November 2017 at 18:35

It was closer to genetic engineering than aircraft engineering. Was the patient a Sesame Street muppet, not a human…as in Test Tickle Me Elmo?

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By: Rabbit Leader - 4th November 2017 at 13:05

What a balls up

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By: Dev One - 4th November 2017 at 08:11

Sounds as if the patient suffered from locking wire rash……

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By: paulmcmillan - 3rd November 2017 at 22:46

I said remove one of the TEST CYCLES not ….

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By: trumper - 1st November 2017 at 20:21

LOL , makes a change from suck ,squeeze ,bang and blow 🙂

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By: ZRX61 - 1st November 2017 at 19:50

When I was in A&P school one of the instructors made the mistake of mentioning he was going in for surgery on his ‘rhoids. The offer was made to save him time & expense by employing the alternating red hot poker/dry ice method (burn/scream/sizzle/sigh, repeat as necessary).
For the next two weeks leading up to his surgery & for a couple of months or so afterwards all we had to do was mention hot pokers or dry ice & his left eye would twitch uncontrollably.

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By: Mark12 - 1st November 2017 at 19:11

Ivor Knackerov?

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By: mmitch - 1st November 2017 at 18:59

Surely Tony, anyone can use a nut wrench…? 😮
mmitch.

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By: avion ancien - 1st November 2017 at 18:24

The judge clearly was a master of understatement when he said: “It’s an unusual case” – unless life in New South Wales is somewhat different to that in the UK. But with the current strains on the NHS, who knows? Never say never!

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By: jeep1943 - 1st November 2017 at 18:04

Unfortunately a succession of bad governments has caused us to diversify to make ends meet.
You should see what I can do with a pair of lockwire pliers and 32 thou lockwire.

Anyone need hemorrhoids removed?

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By: Sopwith - 1st November 2017 at 17:33

Well that is great thanks for putting it up, needed a good laugh.

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By: trumper - 1st November 2017 at 17:31

^^^^^^^ LOL :applause:

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By: John Green - 1st November 2017 at 16:16

Tony,

Can you add anything by way of extensions ?

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