Putting aside the technicalities of C of G where can we direct this mad marketing ploy driven horse manure filled MOL brain?

Ah! so we have standee passengers. Well why not offer them foot massagers (15 ball foot roller variety) to use while standing stapped in. Of course you charge them Euros for it by the hour. Advantage to passenger, relaxing and therapeutic.

Advantage to MOL’s RyanAir, secret connection to circuitry that converts movement of foot massager (15 ball foot roller) into electricity that powers the single chargeable toilet.