Seriously, if you’re much over 6 feet tall and 12 stone, there’s no room for you. Thankfully it was only a 90 minute flight.

Hmm… I have no idea where you get that from. I’m 6 foot and 17 stone, I have no problem whatsoever with Easyjet. In fact, they’re more comfortable than than some mainline carriers I’ve flown with (Aeroflot Nord and FlyLal to name 2 particularly poor ones).

Paul