I would rather be beat to death with a hammer than hand over my stuff without a fight.

Sorry boys, I have to agree with my boy Wrenchbender here. I’m not one to advocate getting in a fight by any means. However, I aint gonna’ let some thug take my $hit like that. If he was packin’ heat, different story. However, being ‘strapped; with just a hammer, I would have felt the need to call his bluff.

If that sums you up remember to remind me before booking never to fly United.

.You know what Andrew, I’ll take the liberty and remind you. Please don’t fly United, ever. Given your fondness to easyJet, perhaps one day they’ll start flying trans-Atlantic, as well.