Over the last two and a half years of ultra long haul flying, I can honestly say that the control column has never bothered me. I understand that you might find it great having a table in front of you but for me it’s really not an issue, in fact I like having it there as my map is displayed right in front of me and I can rest my reading material on it for an easy read. 😉 I also find it a good indication of what the aircraft is doing and seeing how the autopilot is reacting to turbulence etc. 😀
I guess it’s horses for courses mate. 😀
I used to say exactly the same thing!