RE: aircrash!
Once when on approach to Stornoway in a BA ATP, we were almost on the ground when I looked out of the window to see all of the airport’s fire tenders rushing out to meet us at great speed. Thinking “Oh Sh*t, no undercarriage” or something worse. I was later somewhat bemused to discover the fire brigade had decided to give a party of local schoolchildren a rescue demonstration as “the big plane” came into land!
Twas a true brown trousers moment!