I like it JT442! It reminds me of a joke told by my French teacher:
There was a Frenchman who wanted to visit England but was determined to first learn every little nuance of the English language; pronunciations, odd spellings; the lot. Eventually, after many years of study he thought himself ready and boarded a boat for Dover. As they entered the harbour he saw an hoarding advertising the following: “Walls Sausages! Pronounced Delicious!!!” He shot himself.
With apologies,
Jim