Muppet – Sorry Sir but we don’t sell that phone.

Which reminds me of a little training aid I used in trying to get staff alongside the idea of customer service (it was fun, but broadly I decided to leave the country…)

Caption:
“How many times do I have to say this? Your the two-hundred and fiftieth person today I’ve told there’s no demand for it.”

Sadly some staff needed it explained. I’m sure they went onto a shining career – in Currys. 😉