I remember Germany when live armed, “you have to shout a clear warning in English, if they fail to stop you shoot”…… ” errr but what if they are Germans?” ” their tough titty, they should have learnt English!” “Er ohh Okay then” 🙂

Then changing guards and getting shouted at ” Army, halt or I will fire”….. “But your in the Airforce XYZ”…… ” I know that” comes the reply, “but who would take any notice of the Airforce, at least shouting Army they may think we know what we are doing”…. “Fair enough, Army it is then.”

Or Ireland and snap shooting 🙂

HaHaHa! Love the bit about changing guards!
That’s the sort of humour I grew up with :), being a padsbrat.