I remember one from a while ago, it went like this…

Phones bank and gets an Indian call centre…..

“Hello can I please be put through to my branch please”…

“Madam this is the XYZ bank call centre I can help you with your requirements”…

“Good, can you put me through to my branch in xyz high street”

“No Madam I will help you, do you require a loan”?

“No I wish to speak to my local branch”…

“Your branch can not tell you anything I cannot do Madam”,

“Then can you please tell me if I left my gloves on the counter when i popped in 30 mins ago and are they still there”?…………

Silence…………………………

This made me chuckle :p. I agree with what a lot of people have said, and it really annoys me when I get called by a company who insist I should prove I am who they think they are calling. I don’t do that to them! “If you are ********* ltd then prove it!”….they would be bloody lost then!