Very funny.

I had heard of the book and assumed it was just another femcentric self-help book, so I looked it up on Amazon. I got a bit of a surprise.

Think youreself lucky

Picture the scene tis a lovely sunday afternoon and all aresat around the living room relaxing (me and the father with a wee dram) watching a film. All but mother that is, Mother is reading on her kindle a book called 50 shades of Grey.
When all of a sudden mother looks up from the kindle utters those immortal words “Whats Fisting”. Ive no Idea never heard of it says the wife. Glancing at my father as i beat a hasty retreat “youre on your own says I”

The next words I heard were What the B@*^% hell are you reading.

My mothers almost 65 its not the sort of thing you want to have to explain to youre mother, especially when you know the next questions are 1 are you sure and 2 how do you know.

The book should come with some sort of warning, if not for the reader then for innocent bystanders.

oh also nicked the poem