Number 13. (Lucky for some) The man retires to the marital bedroom and expects to seduce the woman whilst reeking of beer, charcoal smoke, onions and mustard – you smooth-talking Ozzie fellas somtimes get lucky!

Number 14. Next morning – a good helping of tempest-tongue before the man agrees to clean the barby, get rid of the empty beer cans / stubbies,a nd generally tidy the area – OK if he has invested in the ultimate boy’s toy, a pressure-washer.