This one still tickles me… here goes…
Englishman, scotsman and irishman are in the pub one night moaning about their wives….
The englishman say’s ‘my wife bought a car yesterday an’ she cant even drive!
Oh… says the scotsman…’my wife went on diet last week an’ she aint even fat’!
Thats nothin’ say’s the irishman ‘my wife went on holidayto Benidorm with 30 condoms an’ she aint even got a c*o*ck….!

Priceless:dev2::D:D