My mobile is alternately called “the swichboard” or “Iceland Radio” by my (so called) friends. It is an old first generation Motorola. Why I still have it:

1. It´s big and heavy so there is less chance of me loosing it.
2. It is old and out of date so nobody wants to steal it
3. It works.
4. Why throw away something that works fine.
5. I don´t need to send a picture of my ear to my friends.