Originally posted by Snapper
It’s spelt gourd you pansy.

I know that – which is why I put I think you’ll find a gaurd is very nearly a large hard-rinded fleshy fruit similar to the cucumber family, often hollowed out and used as a bottle or cup… But if you can mis-spell guard then I can change a letter too… – and you know thst, but for the sake of playing to the audience and keeping them happy I thought this was a better way of hi-lighting his mis-spelling.

Whats up? You finished shooting rats and the authorities might notice if you started shooting locals?

Flood.