Freddie,

Read that one I think, its the one where the lady with the missing finger pours the robbers a cup of tea in a small cottage isn’t it?
One of the robbers asks “How did u lose the finger?”
The lady replies “You did it!” before hacking them to pieces right, ohhh s*** just ruined the story 😉 , sorry.

I wrote an unpublished horror while at college about a group of British college students who go on vacation to the states. While there they hear stories about people hiking across a fictional woodland called “Shadows Point” in Jersey and never being seen again. Just for a laugh the decide to investigate. When they arrive they decide to split up into two groups of three and have a little “fun”. Only on the second day, after the main characters experience a night of spin tingling screams, they find the mutilated corpses of their friends hanging from trees along with the rotting remains of at least a dozen other bodies, cause when they entered “Shadows Point” what they didn’t know was they had woken the darkness that dwells there WWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Scared me ****less writing it :p .