He may miss the point, but he’s terribly keen!

Anyway, here is the news..

AIR-RACE FANS FLEE FROM HITLER’S DOODLEBUG TERROR!

Fans of the Daredevil Red Bull stunt racing fled London Docklands today in terror, upon the shock discovery of a lethal giant flying bomb. The Nazi ‘Buzz Bomb’ capable of a lethal blast 10 miles wide was found abandoned on a building site on the isle of Dogs.

The jet-powered murderous V1 is capable of cruising speeds in excess of the acrobatic stunt planes, thus giving the dare-devil pilots no chance to escape should it accidentally become airborne. ”This could be the ‘Battle of Bull!’ ”’ said die-hard race fans, Sid and Doris Bonkers.

Race organisors have not buckled to the Nazi menace and it seems the plucky pilots will race on in defiance, though each competitor will be issued with a sandbag.

See BBC website.