I hope they give him more legroom than I had going from LHR to Nice.

And will they let him onboard with his staff and pointed hat?
I bet security will have something to say about that.

Is bottled Holy Water free?

Great name for a band…
Pontius Pilate and the Cabin Crew.

You’ll think I’m making this up, In BA’s PRS system ‘Holy Water’ is an option available to over ride an excess baggage charge. This only appeared around six months ago too IIRC, it can only have been put there as something has cropped up in the past.