I’ll add this for a good laugh!

Question: How to define globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was pissed
on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese
motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
And this is sent to you by an Australian with Irish ancestors, using an
American’s (Bill Gates’) technology which he stole from the Taiwanese.

Give me coffee and no-one gets hurt!