In fact MO’L is suggesting every passenger have a optimum weight dress code

This is the new stewards uniform, less material means cost saving, as a passenger if you want them to cover up you have to pay extra

In fact MO’L is suggesting every passenger have an optimum weight dress code, in other words ideally fly wearing [a] underpants only for males, [b] bra and panties/thongs only for females and either [a] or [b] or a fig/clover leaf for those unsure of their gender.

In return the passenger can fly for 50p with an option to purchase suitable additional clothing on disembarking from Ryanair at 500% mark up. Well if supermarkets can do 4-500% mark up why not Ryanair?

That way MO’L can put in a few extra standing seats.

MO’L is paying the ‘Drag queenie’ on US Airways a huge premium to help with the marketing promotion at RyanAir. Dressed in RyanAir colurs of course.This includes unlimited free flights while wearing the ‘drag’ outfits.

I guess a Borat Mankini in lurid green may also be acceptable by US Airways.

Who is old enough to remember the title of a film called “Its a Mad Mad Mad Mad World” – this sums up most of the politically correct nonsense happening just now.