RE: A couple of jokes.

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 03-02-03 AT 04:34 AM (GMT)]This one is a little sexist…

On a flight over the Atlantic thousands of kms from any land a 747 develops engine trouble and all four engines fail at once and can’t be restarted.
The captain, knowing there is no chance of recovery or of reaching any land let alone a place to land calmly states over the intercom that the passengers had only a few minutes before they hit the water and that if anyone wanted to smoke or write a will or phone a family member or friend using a cell phone they could do that now.

All of a sudden the stewardess bursts into the cockpit and says “I am too young to go”. “I am only 20 years old and have never experienced a man before”. “Captain… in the last few moments we have left… make me feel like a woman!”.

The captain leaps from his seat and rips off his shirt and says…
“OK… here Iron this.”