RE: Jokes about your own Nationality/Country!!

A yokel from the Isle of Man bumps into a friend in the village. The friend is carrying a shiny oblong object and the yokel asks what it is.

“It’s called a Flask, yessir”

“What does it do yessir?”

“It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, yessir”

“Oh.”

And yokel walks into the local shop and buys a Flask.

Friend encounters yokel a few days later, carrying a new Flask. He asks yokel:

“What’s in the Flask, yessir?”

“A cup of tea and some ice cream, yessir.”

On a more realistic note, I find it amusing that the Irish intrastat office sends out their returns with pre-paid envelopes. How nice of them. Except, the return forms do not fit in the envelopes. No matter how much you fold them! Picking on the Irish again, who else would build an asylum for alcoholics next door to a Guinness brewery???! (It’s the brewery in Dublin that they give tours round).