RE: Middle East

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 31-07-02 AT 10:48 PM (GMT)]Does anyone know how copper wire was invented.

Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny.
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A Scotman drops a penny and he bent over so fast to catch it that it hit him on the back of the head.
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A man walks into a bar and orders a pint and asks the bartender where the toilet is. The barman says just past the cigarette machine and to the left. As he passes the cigarette machine the machine starts shouting and swearing and giving abuse to the guy. After coming out of the toilet the same happens so he goes to the barman and tells him his cigarette machine is “OUT OF ORDER”

Merlin