RE: Q & A

Remaining ones unanswered:

Q: What is the difference between a flight attendant and a jet engine?
A: The jet engine stops whining when you get there.

Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew? …
A: One man and a dog. The dog bites the man if he touches something and the man feeds the dog.

Q: How do you know if there is a pilot at your party?
A: Just wait a minute, he’ll soon tell you.