RE: This was rated Worlds Best Joke Of The Year.

Not the worlds best joke but here goes.

This guy really wants a pet and decides on a budgie. He goes to the pet shop and asks the man for a budgie. The man sid were out of budgies but I have a really good parrot and he is half price at the moment. So with some persuasion the guy takes the Parrot and put it in his cage at home. Everything is quiet for a few days as the parrot settles in. then it happens the parrot starts to bite him kick him spit at him and curses and swears like a trooper. After a few days the guy get fed up with the bird he has tried biting it back he has tried shouting at it and putting a towel over the cage but all to no avail. So he decides I ll put it in the fridge as a punishment and see if he cools off. So he put it in the fridge with a fight and of course its shouting and swearing but after a few minutes all goes quiet. The man thinking he has killed the bird open the fridge and it walks out and says Sorry old chap dreadfully sorry about the swearing and biting I realy dont know what I was thinking. The guy accepts it apology and thinks that is that. Then the bird speaks again. One thing I would like to know. What the hell did the chicken do.

Merlin