2nd time around.

I’m a teacher and I have a number of colleagues who, regardless of how busy the school gets, simply sit on their arses all day, criticising others for being lazy.

I would say, at one level, that I want to come back as one of them, but I don’t really.

I agree, Come back as the Headmaster, then you CAN tell them to get off their fat ars*s.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

Right you started it so let’s hear from you on this….or should we hide our eyes??!!:D

Well each to his own, but anyone who brags about their w****y deserves all they get!!:highly_amused:

The only drawback – you don’t get to choose your room mate – at least not where you’re going!!;)

He would Chas, because I would be Tony’s driver, and would do a Plea Bargan deal, so we both get banged up together.
Mind you, I don’t think I would drop the soap in the showers, with him around. :D.
Just joking Tony, I use shower gell, so there’s no chance of dropping it.
Jim.
Lincoln .7.

I would be a womanizer. Take drugs, smoke, spend all my money on prostitutes and rob a bank.

And the rest of the money, you would just waste. :highly_amused:

Jim.
Lincoln .7

I’m a teacher and I have a number of colleagues who, regardless of how busy the school gets, simply sit on their arses all day, criticising others for being lazy.

I would say, at one level, that I want to come back as one of them, but I don’t really.

That’s my pension plan…. When I get to old and infirm I will take a taxi and rob a bank, if I succeed then I’m set, if I fail I’ll get the best health care including going to the top of the list, three meals a day, free TV and a room for the rest of my life inside.

:p

The only drawback – you don’t get to choose your room mate – at least not where you’re going!!;)

Good plan Tony Stanley Fletcher:D(or should I call you Grouty?)

That’s my pension plan…. When I get to old and infirm I will take a taxi and rob a bank, if I succeed then I’m set, if I fail I’ll get the best health care including going to the top of the list, three meals a day, free TV and a room for the rest of my life inside.

:p

I would be a womanizer. Take drugs, smoke, spend all my money on prostitutes and rob a bank.

Ah Well, Natasha, has a lot to answer to, as that makes 3 of us now.:highly_amused: Reminds me of the old joke, “What do you buy a woman who has everything?????????????
Answer……………………………………………………………………………Penicilin.
Oh well, please yourselves.:D
Jim.

Lincoln .7

I wouldn’t sleep with that girl that gave me crabs… :p

Not named Natasha by any chance? My pubic area has started itching at the thought!:D

Yup, I know Ts Dr, and have it on good authority.
Jim.
Lincoln .7

You too?!!;)

Tony, I have heard you have also had Lobsters :highly_amused:

Jim.
Lincoln .7

I wouldn’t sleep with that girl that gave me crabs… :p

A case of if i knew then what i know now,mmmm had i gone into the RAF as was planned my life would be totally different today.I think i would have tried to have abit more self confidence.I think as with most people it would be to make the most of the people you knew in the past,listen and learn.

Assuming you mean now and not at some time in the future, I would take the option to get my PPL, which I should have taken when I had the chance in the late fifties.