A funny

This had us in stitches last night!
A man stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.In front of him,he saw a huge wall of clocks.He asked:’What are all those clocks?’Saint Peter answered:’Those are lie-clocks.Every one has a Lie-Clock.Every time you lie,the hands on your clock will move.’
The man saw one stuck on 12 o’clock.’Whose clock is that?’he asked.
‘That’s Mother Theresa’s.The hands have never moved,indicating that she never told a lie.’
He noticed another one at two minutes past 12.’Incredible,’said the man.’And who’s clock is that?’
St.Peter responded:’Thats Abraham Lincoln’s.The hands have moved twice,telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.
‘Where’sTony Blair’s clock?’asked the man.
‘Blair’s clock is in Gods office.He’s using it as a ceiling fan’.

Think thats super!
CB