A Little Humor

Here’s a new take on why the chick crossed the road.

Enjoy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?

A. (Bush) It doesn’t matter as long as its on our side.
A. (Blair) Yeah, what Bush said!
A. (al Sahaaf) There is no chicken and there is no road.
A. (Chirac) We have no proof that the chicken even exists. We need more time to allow the poultry inspectors to do their job.
A. (Blix) The inspections are progressing. The suspected chicken is being cooperative.
A. (Sadaam) We will crush the infidel chicken if it makes any attempt to violate the sovereignty of our road.
A. (any and all War Protesters) Yeah, what Sadaam said!
A. (Bin Laden) Yeah, what Sadaam said!
BAS111283: A. (Americans in general) Yeah, what Bush said!
A. (CNN) or (American AL JAZEERA) The chicken has met with fierce resistance and is quickly loosing it’s feathers before reaching the road.
A. (MSNBC) We have really cool video of the chicken crossing the road and suppressing all attempts to impede it’s progress.
A. (Peter Arnett) The chicken is using a poorly conceived plan of attack in crossing the road.
A. (NBC) You’re fired!
A. (France, Germany, Russia and China) Even though we oppose the actions of the chicken, if there are any profits or eggs that come about from the crossing of the road, we want a large share of them.
A. (Conscientious objector) I’m a chicken!