Aaaaarghh! (Al's memorial thread)

Aaaarrrgggghhh , supposed to be going out tonight so I’m showering and shaving , I hate nose hair but I lost my clippers , I thought I could singe the blasted things with a cigarette lighter and bloody hell its sore , I held the button down until I could smell gas then sparked it , whomp ! minor nasal conflagration, sh!t it’s painful . all I can smell is burnt hair , ow ow ow ow .