Action Dolls from America

Putin’s the enemy? Since when!

Have you seen a man eat his own head?

:p

It is inevevevitable…

And sometimes p*ssies f**k d*cks !!!!

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more then that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot girl.
And now, now you’ve gone away,
And all I’m trying to say,
Is Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He’s way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that ****ty movie too,
Perl Harbor sucked and I miss you

(Interlude)

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies.
I guess Perl Harbor sucked,
Just a little bit more then I miss you.

😀

“America! **** yeah!” 😉

That’s Internet Advertisement for you. Not only is it a great way to reach potential customers, it’s also a great way for never-to-be customers to be completely shocked by the product – and subsequently completely ridicule the potential customers.

I can’t exactly explain why, but i do think that people buying those dolls need to find a healthier perversion.

I REALLY hope that site is a joke.

Go on, it’s a hoax, right?

Please say it’s a hoax… it is, isn’t it?

I mean, if that’s serious… who in their right mind?… What sort of drugs would they be on to make these things? … And who on earth would buy them???

This is either a hilarious joke hoax site…or… some sick, twisted, mad people who need serious help…

Mind you… I will admit, I do like the Michael Moore doll with his Oscar, now he’s a legend!

Now, it’s not that those things are coming with a “Certificate of Good Taste” or anything…