Air Sea Rescue goes private?

Breaking news thought the rumors may have been floating around a while, but the current idiots who are running the country and scrapped everything so far seem to be proposing that the Air Sea Rescue goes private.

I can’t see how this would work, what next, private fire brigade, families suing if they don’t survive?

The current service is non-profit and therefore the pilots have the right motivation, but they also do a thankless task which is very much overlooked and unrewarded.

Now where is my credit card before I get winched up?