By: Tigerotor77W - 26th February 2006 at 16:36
Haha, all very nice! I was on a UA flight from ORD to DEN and the pursor made similar remarks… shame I didn’t write any of them down. The only one I specifically remember (now) is when the plane was still taxiing but nearing the gate, passengers started to unbuckle… a soft “Nuh-uh-uh” came over the loudspeakers.
Personally, though, I’m thrilled that there are still flight attendants who love their jobs.
By: Comet - 26th February 2006 at 10:36
From the late, great Sabena “ladies and gentlemen, when we crash into the sea, be sure to watch for the sharks”. I know that was said for definite because it was on my first ever Sabena flight.
Never had that on SNBA.
By: Ja Worsley - 26th February 2006 at 04:19
I have heard of others especially on Asian flights were english isn’t a strong point, but I can’t post those as they are a bit too rude, mind you the cabin crew were mobbed after and didn’t understand that what they had offered was naughty.
By: G-CDFF - 25th February 2006 at 20:09
Those are so funny! 😀 😀 😀
On my FCA flight last year, the cabin crew said
“Smoking is prohibited on the aircraft at all times. If you do wish to smoke, please feel free to step outside!”
“Upon leaving the aircraft, please take all personal belongings with you, especially husbands and children. I have already got enough of those!”
“We will be dimming the cabin lights for landing. This also helps us look more attractive this time of night!”
By: philgatwick05 - 25th February 2006 at 16:19
Some quite good ones there – anybody know any others?
By: SHAMROCK321 - 25th February 2006 at 11:47
All very good reminds me of somthing I read in the pap er this week.
On Aer Lingus flight EI432 DUB-VCE an Italian announcement was made to using the prerecorded thingy and it said ”Ladies and Gentle we are about to crash land please take the brace position” The cabin crew and Irish passengers had no idea what was after happening and were quite amused by a group load of panicing Italians.
By: Dutchy - 24th April 2004 at 13:03
Thanks!
By: tenthije - 23rd April 2004 at 21:07
Ii got it on my hard drive. If you want it you will have to get it over MSN as I can not send files that large over my email and website. The file is just under 3mb large.
Please drop me a line for my MSN adress, i rather not get it straigth on the forums as that is a open invitation for junk mail.
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