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Airlines Names—— The real meaning

Hi all, do you have any real meaning to airlines names, here is a few to start off with.

QANTAS
Queens And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
Quick And Nasty, Typical Australian Service

SAS
Sex After Sandwiches

BA
Beastly Actually
Bloody Awful

BOAC
Better On A Camel
Bought on American credit

SABENA
Such A Bad Experience Never Again

DELTA
Don`t Even Leave The Airport

UTA
Unlikely To Arrive

TWA
Try Walking Across

TAA
Try Another Airline

ALITALIA
Arrive Late In Tokyo And Luggage In Athens

OLYMPIC
Onassis Likes Your Money Paid In Cash

LUFTHANSA
Let Us F##k The Hosties And Not Say Anything
Luggage Usually Flies To Hamburg And Never (the) Selected Airport

TEAL(Air New Zealand)
Terrible Experience Always Late

GARUDA
Good Airline Ruined Under Dutch Administration

JMC
Just Murdered Caledonian
Just More Crap

BWIA
Britain’s Worst Investment Abroad

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