September 29, 2004 at 12:02 am
The theme goes something like this…
“Messershmitts”
” ‘einkels”
“Messerchmitts!”
“Oh yeh they r…”
“Don’t u no anyfing? Come on, lets go for a swim”
By: mike currill - 4th October 2004 at 10:51
“Rabbit Leader, gear up”
😀 😀 😀
By: mike currill - 4th October 2004 at 10:46
Worrying, isn’t it!
I used to run a bookshop next to Leicester Sq (where the UK film premieres usually occour) We had a big film section. One day, two blokes came in, and took the script for ‘Pulp Fiction’ and then started to read through it, taking each role in turn.
We had a balcony above the section, and I stopped there, and watched them, at first mildly interested, then mildly annoyed (we’d like them to buy the book) then horribly fascinated. Eventually I had to leave, but I came back, and they were still going. They went through the WHOLE lot (watched by various amazed members of staff at different times), put the book back on the shelf, and left. What a way to pass a couple of hourse in central London.
Sounds like one of the more sensible ways to soend a day in Central London, I hate the place. The only good thing about London is that it has lots of roads out of it so that you can go elsewhere.
By: pimpernel - 4th October 2004 at 09:48
Mr Warwick.
Put that cigarette out!!!
Mags.
Don’t you shout at me Mr Warwick, get back to tending Seargent Major saab, ….Punga Walla..!
BP.
By: Blue Leader - 4th October 2004 at 09:18
You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!
Yeh, Funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😀 😀 😀 😀
By: Mark12 - 4th October 2004 at 08:29
The back issue.
…and as the Polish contingent retorted when asked about putting back issues of Flypast and Aeroplane Monthly on to CD-Rom:-
“Repeat Fees”
“Repeat Fees”
Mark
By: Seafuryfan - 3rd October 2004 at 22:13
“Not now, Corporal, not now”
Cpl retreats, leans over to the JNCO i/c, and says “Suit yer b***y self then, b****y officers, ‘ere, Eve, I was only offering ‘im a cuppa”
By: Seafuryfan - 3rd October 2004 at 22:09
“Skipper hates Jerries”
“Laddie, you sound like a Mincer. Get on with that AF-BAF”
By: Seafuryfan - 3rd October 2004 at 22:08
“Why don’t you cut out the clowning eh?”
(Pilot in full clown outfit, including enormous shoes, painted face and Ronald McDonald outfit, drops juggling balls and waddles off to the ready room)
By: Moggy C - 3rd October 2004 at 08:34
Mr Warwick: “PUT THAT LIGHT OUT! Don’t you know that smoking could be bad for your health Miss?”
Moggy
By: Moggy C - 3rd October 2004 at 08:31
You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
Moggy
By: Snapper - 3rd October 2004 at 00:14
You can teach MONKEYS to fly better than that!
By: ...starfire - 2nd October 2004 at 23:29
“Rabbit Leader, gear up”
By: Slybird - 2nd October 2004 at 22:50
Kenneth More to SY ‘You know they can do wonders nowadays…..simple metal tube through the back of the neck..make a lovely goldfish!!’ :diablo:
By: Olivier Lacombe - 2nd October 2004 at 22:44
“Cosley Control, Rabbit squadron…”
“Roger that Rabbit, climb to FL290, cleared direct Heathrow enroute Paris…”
By: Slybird - 2nd October 2004 at 22:35
‘The erks have other things on thier minds now that spearmint rhinos opened up’
By: SEAVIXEN176 - 2nd October 2004 at 19:40
ewill ave to drink at the rose & crown thats if they will ave im ????
By: stewart1a - 2nd October 2004 at 19:09
Tomato Heinz unt uders ver ist das HP sause???
By: Snapper - 2nd October 2004 at 18:48
“The skipper hates cherries.”
By: Moggy C - 2nd October 2004 at 18:46
“You ain’t a real Spitfire pilot. You’re some East Anglian antique dealer”
Moggy
By: Phil Foster - 2nd October 2004 at 18:41
Chris Plummer sings…..
Eidelwies, Eidelwies……………………….come in eidelwies this is tulip one we havn’t got all day you know! Whilst that bloke commanding the Polish mob hums the tune to Van der Valk.
Barry Foster.