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Another Caption comp

As the previous one seemed popular, heres another.I’ll stop doing it now.

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By: scott c - 26th January 2004 at 18:54

Hi All

“Sorry sir as i was coming up behind the aircraft infront of me i used the foot brake insted of the airbrake”

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By: gaz west - 26th January 2004 at 09:14

i think we need to get a softer dart board

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By: atc pal - 24th January 2004 at 20:43

Thanks for the link. There are four different pictures at

http://www.aviationpics.de/military/1999/military.htm

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By: TGA - 24th January 2004 at 01:37

Brown nosing a F-18 is not a good idea.

Some of the story here

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By: atc pal - 23rd January 2004 at 13:39

“They were right about that fatigue limit”

If the aircraft was controllable and handled OK in the landing configuration, and maybe could be “chased” down by another aircraft, I wouldn’t expect the pilot to eject. After all that’s what “we” pay, and they train for – to “keep cool”. 😎
Probably had “plenty” of height after the air combat to sort things out. I think the pilot trusted the seat would work, so he could get out in the last split second, if anything more turned bad.

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By: trumper - 23rd January 2004 at 12:16

ok then YOU tell me how to hotwire it:)

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By: Chipmunk Carol - 23rd January 2004 at 08:40

It had reached its snouter limit.

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By: DazDaMan - 23rd January 2004 at 08:24

Is that what they call a “head-to-head”??

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By: RobAnt - 22nd January 2004 at 23:38

You should see the other bloke!

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By: ageorge - 22nd January 2004 at 18:50

Atchooooooooo !!!!!!!!:)

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By: duxfordhawk - 22nd January 2004 at 18:46

AIRBAG works:D,Maybe the brakes don’t.
Maureen of driving school first flight

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By: EN830 - 22nd January 2004 at 17:24

Flippin flying pigs !!!!!

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By: Nermal - 22nd January 2004 at 17:17

Are we talking front-end drop-off here? – Nermal

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By: dhfan - 22nd January 2004 at 16:42

Just like cars, it’s got a crumple zone.

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By: von Perthes - 22nd January 2004 at 14:31

‘Come on out of that intake, I know you’re hiding in there…..the boss wants you in his office now!

or

‘The new value-engineered Hornet for the RAF’

or

‘I didn’t have the right spanner for the nuts holding the nose on, so I improvised’

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By: Chipmunk Carol - 22nd January 2004 at 14:28

Dear Messrs McDonnell & Douglas

Please find enclosed the Hornet I purchased from your shop last week.

I didn’t see the lady put it in the bag, but when I got home it looked like this. I haven’t used it – honest, and I’m sure it is not supposed to look like this.

As it is no good to me like this, please would you be so kind as to refund me my $10m. I think I will use the money to dig up a nice vintage propeller aircraft from the ice.

Thank you in advance for your kindness.
Mr Schoffner

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By: ALBERT ROSS - 22nd January 2004 at 13:14

Radar, what radar? It was a visual landing of course!

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By: Mark12 - 22nd January 2004 at 12:40

[QUOTE] but with nose damaged and cockpit lost this pilot returned to base. DOUGHNUT

Clever these Americans 😉

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By: DazDaMan - 22nd January 2004 at 12:37

“I let it out of my sight for five minutes…!”

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By: Arabella-Cox - 22nd January 2004 at 12:13

Man, I swear, that Sound Barrier is like a Brick Wall !!!!!

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