Are you or have been…..

Or maybe you should just roll up into a ball on the floor, clutching a sheet of paper and yelling ‘A4’ over and over again at regular intervals.
Worked for me…;)

Flood.

Originally posted by Gaurav

Where do you live?? I’ll sort him out

lol

IDIOT SAY: YOur weird

You say: Don’t talk to me again. YOur breath stinks

And say it loud. Where do you live?? I’ll sort him out

i think the best way is if some one says your weird u just say “i know”.

Thats just the thing people who are not happy with themselves often accuse others of being stupid simply because they have different hobbies different culture and so on. The most important point is not how far you fall but how fast you get back up.

i think the best way is if some one says your weird u just say “i know”.

Just what the doctor ordered – suggestions from other weirdos! – Nermal

Say to him, if i want any sh*t from you, i’ll lean over and squeeze your head

You ask advice from people like Flood, Arthur, Geforce, me ? We’re all round the twist!

I was always last to be picked (except at hockey, were psycopathic tendencies are useful). I’d just flatten the ****t – who’s going to ever take the **** again? You have surprise on your side, so should win no problem.

You’re interested in what … military aviation?! Hahahaha

No really, the main concern with my fellow students is that, though I’m quite lazy, I suffer from a mild form of AD/HD. Especially mixed with coffee I can make people who want to have a quiet time a living hell.

And I don’t take pills, only coffee, no pils necessairy, I can do without, did I tell you I don’t need medicins, gee, I’m sane …

And weird, I take that as a compliment. At least I’m not part of the grey moderate mass of people. Either way it’s: lets invite him again, or no, he’s an arrogant nervous b*stard 😀 (arrogant too have to admit that).

Ohh, do you know that nightmare where you end up in the schoolhall only in your underpants. Well, I really went through that, cause I forgot my sporting shoes in the classroom and wanted to get them. As the courses were busy, I didn’t expect anyone to be there, unless the principal, who’s luckily, also my uncle 😎

Really put the emphasis on both the ‘you’s.
Then knee him in the nuts – he won’t expect that. It’ll make you grin like a weirdo all the way through your supension…;)

Flood.

Stare at the guy for about fifteen seconds (try not to blink for more effect), and then say in a very soft, timid voice, “Yeeeeeeessssssssssssssss.”

thanks!
Think if he does it anymore I’ll go for the “and you’d know weird,wouldn’t you!”thanks,
skylinerworld.

The old classic…
“And you are ugly, but weird has its good points, you know!”

Or:-
“Takes one to know one…”

“Yeah, but did you know that the female preying mantis eats its mate in the process of mating?”

“Maybe, but at least I don’t have halitosis!” (Wave hads infront of face as though dispersing bad smell).

“And you’d know weird, wouldn’t you!”

“Weird? ME? You’re the one that everyone says fancies [Insert name of fattest or ugliest teacher/dinner lady/minger here]!”

“Weird and now with murderous tendancies (maniacal laughter here)!”

Try those for size!

Flood.