Australia to shoot and kill 20,000 koalas

(Sighs and shakes head, sadly…)

Flood.™

Just don’t pick them up by their tails – it is most embarrassing.

Flood.™

Nah – they’d just bite my ankles before getting bored and limping away…

Flood.™

Or fall asleep in your arms. – Nermal

Um, the look kute.
And, erm, kuddly.
And, ah, they kan konvert large areas of eucalyptus into koala droppings in a few weeks, maybe.
And they taste like khikkhen. (Doesn’t really work, does it…)

i hope you are not making fun of the koala’s plight, that would be very bad. the 12th Koalandian Ninja Division just might sho-ryu-ken you to death if you dont apologize.

Um, the look kute.
And, erm, kuddly.
And, ah, they kan konvert large areas of eucalyptus into koala droppings in a few weeks, maybe.
And they taste like khikkhen. (Doesn’t really work, does it…)

Flood.™

As crazy as an emu on acid…

Flood.™

Mad as a box of frogs…

i agree she is, here is a picture of the evil warmonger MP, the greatest threat Koalalandia has ever known.

Mad as a box of frogs…

Flood.™

Lol, I bet it was members of the Koalan Army that frequent this site that called her.

You have just witnessed actions taken by our newly created department called the KIA (Koalalandian Intelligence Agency).

Unfornuately we have come to the conclusion that we cannot defeat the Australian imperialist occupation army even with our state of the art USAian Bamboo shafts.

Plan A was then put into action in which we would try to get help from the UN. But as always seems the case at every UN meeting all that could be agreed upon was to have another meeting.

So we are now in Plan B, which is to instigate a war between the USAian and the imperialist Austrailans. We are using something known as the “Curveball” technique in which we are going to use propaganda to make it seem Australia is a threat to the USAians. Our latest action called “Operation Evil MP”, we have sent emails to Warmonger MP Sandra Kanck, a self described “peace and environmental activist”, to get the MP (what does MP stand for? Mini-Politician?) to respond in a negative way blaming USAians. It seems to have worked as she called the USAians “ignorant”.

We also have plans on releasing secret “reports” that detail newly found large oil reserves in Australia, newly developed WMD surpassing USAian capabilities, and Koala rights violations.

VIVA Koalalandia!!!!!

General Escuincle
KoalalandiaCOM
1st Army Eucalyptus Divison
🙂

Oi! I do have a trade mark, you know…;)

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But…but…but…

Oh and punctuation Flood 😀 😀

Did any of them have a piece of paper with the Queens head clipped to the corner?
Did they?
No.
Would even have accepted bits of paper with representations of the Queens head on them – sterling for preference – but you just didn’t think of the needs of others, did you.
Bribery is such an ugly word – I rather like personal donation…;)

Flood.™

But they were all so well written and each differed from the rest, one of them must of been what they wanted to see

Not with comments like that, you won’t.
Next please…

Flood.™

2CV’s taste like 1CV’s but twice the taste but not as bad as 4CV’s. 5CV’s and I might get a job.

Thick someone once tried to make me eat 2 horses in France… At least, it tasted like a 2CV!;) – Nermal

Has anyone eaten horsemeat…a delicacy in France.

I’d imgine it to be a little tough, mind. I have heard it has a slightly “sweet” taste…. :confused:

Coooooorrrect… give that man a medal and a chest to pin it on.

Ooo, ooo! I know! Me me me me!

…Er, chicken?

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