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Auto Censor Fun???

After seeing the automatic censorship on this forum have such fun that I do not even know what it is censoring in the original
P47D Ben****ers 1963 thread is supposed to be!!!

I was wondering if anyone could come up with a maximum length innocent sentence with the most automatic
****s inserted

Like **** Francis was a well known Jockey and author, I do not know if he ever went to S****horp or liked putting
his feet in the sal****er. Maybe he lived in Cliteroe and saw someone play widow Twanky in a pantomine

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By: turbo_NZ - 31st March 2004 at 19:38

Originally posted by Snapper
You don’t turbo – in fact, you need do nothing…

umm,..yeah okay, I’ll tell the missus she’s off the hook then…..:D

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By: Arthur - 31st March 2004 at 14:13

It’s difficult with threads on politics and current affairs though. Pretty exhausting, writing The War Against Terrorism every time instead of it’s acronym.

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By: Snapper - 31st March 2004 at 13:15

You don’t turbo – in fact, you need do nothing…

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By: Moggy C - 31st March 2004 at 10:53

Originally posted by paulmcmillan
It have just worked out it was B E N T W A T E R S

Could cause problems on the Modern Airforces Forum ??

Paul

Nope, Bent******s is closed. Not even that lot could start a flame war about that.

XIIVVX

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By: turbo_NZ - 31st March 2004 at 10:48

so….how do you w@nk a t1t ?…

Blimmin’ poms…:rolleyes:

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By: Christer - 31st March 2004 at 10:31

You mean a beapher?

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By: JDK - 31st March 2004 at 09:41

So ‘Bent’ is OK. What about that North American mammal wiv teef like iff that makes dams from trees?

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By: paulmcmillan - 31st March 2004 at 08:43

It have just worked out it was B E N T W A T E R S

Could cause problems on the Modern Airforces Forum ??

Paul

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By: Manonthefence - 31st March 2004 at 06:18

I see yout titwank andriase you S****horpe 😀

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By: srpatterson - 31st March 2004 at 02:08

Originally posted by Snapper
Titwank is legal? Cool!

Titwank titwank titwank.

Is titwank some sort of British soft drink?:)

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By: Hatton - 31st March 2004 at 01:18

Originally posted by Snapper
Titwank is legal? Cool!

Titwank titwank titwank.

Does that mean my wife can’t refuse then? It’s not rude!

oh dear, oh dear, oh ****ing dear.

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By: Snapper - 30th March 2004 at 23:05

Snappers bleedimng well stone cold sober mate. Bloody Belgian was shut for a week! Can you believe it? Still, had a bloody good Thai meel. Even had deepfried peeler crabs (ever seen that before? I haven’t!). No wonder the Cod go nuts for them.

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By: Arabella-Cox - 30th March 2004 at 23:00

It’s official. Snappers leathered. 😀

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By: Snapper - 30th March 2004 at 22:58

Titwank is legal? Cool!

Titwank titwank titwank.

Does that mean my wife can’t refuse then? It’s not rude!

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By: Snapper - 30th March 2004 at 22:57

Sorry, I ****ing cheated like a ****-faced titwank.

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