Aviation jokes

Guys, do you know some jokes related to military aviation?

I got one here related to the tranparency of Soviet news..

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*News report from Soviet press agency*

A friendly communist agricultural tractor was intercepted by enemy group of seven Chinese battle tanks, while performing its everyday works on wheat fields along Soviet-Chinese border. Tractor has returned fire and after destroying all tanks it flew back to its base. :diablo: 😀