Best Aviation Jokes

This is for your best aviation jokes.

I only know old stale jokes, but here goes anyway.

Picture the scene, control tower when big jets just came in on the scene, rookie controller and his supervisor. A “Gooney Bird” calls up for departure clearance.

Gooney Bird : “Tower, this is Tin Goose 1, request departure clearance.”
Tower : “Roger Tin Goose 1, fly a Smokestack two Alpha departure, unrestricted climb.”

Tin Goose reads back the clearance and is cleared for takeoff. Now the supervisor has to respond to the call of nature, so he leaves the rookie in the tower and zips off to the loo.

When he comes back, he asks the rookie what movements took place during his absence. The rookie replies that he released a 707 callsign “Jolly Roger Four” a few minutes after the Dak on the same departure. “What? You released a 707 behind a DC-3 on the same departure!!!?” yells the supervisor and grabs the mike, “Jolly Roger Four this is Tower, reverse course immediately, I say again, reverse course immediately!”

Next thing the voice of the Captain of Tin Goose comes up on the radio: “Lookout Charlie! Here comes that crazy S.O.B. 707 again from 12 o’clock!”
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