Blonde+Mobile+Gravy = bad combination

Just been to Pizza Hut. No problems to report. 😀

You can’t really go wrong with a flat pizza box except the thing sliding all over the foot well.
Glad you had a disaster free take out day ivan:D 😀 😀

Just been to Pizza Hut. No problems to report. 😀

For pure, long term stench appeal, try a leaky milk carton/bottle on the floor behind the driver’s seat. During cold periods (say winter time or in the morning when it’s icy), set heater controls to highest, blow hot air around feet, wait for the most repulsive smell imaginable, and curse yourself for not bothering to sponge the mess up when it happened. Only sure way of solving it – take all the seats out and replace the carpet, and pray you can drive with all the windows down for several weeks. Those silly deodorant trees wither and die in minutes when putrid milk is around. 😮

Had chappy to valet car, but it still smells of gravy!!!

Forget the spade, I’ve hired you a JCB!!! 😀

Just no sense of style some folks:diablo: :diablo: :diablo:

Forget the spade, I’ve hired you a JCB!!! 😀

Would you like a bigger spade with which to dig your hole!????! :p

I had a pony tail:D 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

Social suicide????:D 😀 😀
It was a Capri with probably the police in the cassette.lol
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Would you like a bigger spade with which to dig your hole!????! :p

Social suicide????:D 😀 😀
It was a Capri with probably the police in the cassette.lol
OOOO the curry would be baaaad,the aroma would last forever too.But i don’t think anything beats a over active child in the back full to the brim with pop,crisps and other seaside goodies,when you get that “dad i think i’m going to be s……………………………………”.BLAAAAAAaaaaaaaa.:(

As for the white chinos i was wearing(it was the eighties) they never recovered.:mad: :rolleyes:

Oh dear…. that has got to be the most blatant social suicide ever seen!!!!
You weren’t in a Beige Renault 5 with Duran-Duran and Wham playing on the cassette player by any chance!!???! 😀

BTW I’ve heard a Lamb Rhoghan Josh is supposed to have an excellent coverage in a Bint/Brakes encounter?!

Any suggestions as to what I can plaster the glove box and radio with this time.
I’m hoping for a brunette this time.;)

Ive always found lucozade the most impressive for in car mess.
Once i bought a can from a petrol station on a long drive up to middlesbrough late at night.Im guessing the bored attendant had shook all the pop cans up.
While doing mildly over eighty,i opend the can to a what can only be discribed as an impressive explosion of sugar and glucose ,the bright fluorescent orange picked out beautifully in the motorway lights, streamed every where.
It took days to clean the interior,the glove box stuck shut every time the car got hot ,no matter how many times i washed it.As for the white chinos i was wearing(it was the eighties) they never recovered.:mad: :rolleyes:

Having take-away tomorow night as Mrs Ivan is off to Sutton on Sea (poor girl!)
Any suggestions as to what I can plaster the glove box and radio with this time.
I’m hoping for a brunette this time.;)

Im staying away from the blonde gags, i know a blonde and she can run faster than me.:eek: :rolleyes:
Now ginger gags and im in….:diablo:

It’s very rare you’d find a true blonde these days, usually the drapes don’t match the carpet

Im staying away from the blonde gags, i know a blonde and she can run faster than me.:eek: :rolleyes:
Now ginger gags and im in….:diablo:

A blonde was driving her BMW through the countyside when she came upon another blonde trying to row a boat in the middle of a dry paddock…she pulled over her car ran over to the fence and yelled….hey blondie it’s people like you that give us blondes a reputation of being dumb..if i could swim i’d come out there and clock you one

And why do blondes drive BMW’s ???

They can’t spell Mercedes….

A blonde was driving her BMW through the countyside when she came upon another blonde trying to row a boat in the middle of a dry paddock…she pulled over her car ran over to the fence and yelled….hey blondie it’s people like you that give us blondes a reputation of being dumb..if i could swim i’d come out there and clock you one

Blonde driver’s convention.

Blonde gang plank.

Blonde parks car at home.

Blonde parks in the street.

Blonde washes car.

Blondes goes motorcycling.

Look what my blonde girlfriend bought on sale.

Note that the blondes on the motorcycles are not wearing proper safety gear. Sandals for footwear. Shorts, short sleeves. You might be a blonde, if you didn’t notice the third rider wasn’t wearing a helmet.

Now I’m thinking of the classic Laurel & Hardy film ‘Laughing Gravy’ about a wee dog named Laughing Gravy, that Stan and Ollie try to smuggle into their lodgings on a terrible winters night… 😀

Ivan I recommend you watch this right away to banish your blues, it’s a cracker !

Laughing Gravy” was the actual name of the little dog. It made numerous appearances in Hal Roach productions.

Makes me think of the time my cousin got rear ended with six hundred quids worth of french red wine in the boot of a small hatch back

Is this a known fetish with a dedicated website??? :diablo:

Rather fetching large sheepskin coat retrieved!! 😀

Some people really should be kept off the road. Only good thing about the incident was that the Jack Daniels on the rocks was in the cup holder so I didn’t spill a drop!! 😉

Makes me think of the time my cousin got rear ended with six hundred quids worth of french red wine in the boot of a small hatch back, it took him an hour in the police station and a blood test to prove he’d not touched a drop.We could smell the metro from the other side of the insurance compound.:D 😀