Flying with airlines from countries which don’t speak English as their first language can be quite a treat in terms of in-flight anouncements:
Overheard on a Singapore Airlines flight (SIN-KL)
Ladies & gentlemen, in a short while, we will be serving you snakes… 😮
Circling over Bangkok, a PIA stewardess announces:
In’shallah, we shall be landing at Dong Mong International airport…:confused:
after landing, passengers in an Emirates flight hear:
Be careful as you open the overhead compartment, as your bags will fall on top of you…🙁
By: Deano - 7th March 2009 at 16:55
Why oh why oh why have we had a post ressurected after 6 years? Surely this is a record?
Cathay, welcome to the forum, but PLEASE read the CoC located here before any more posts
By: cathay pacific - 7th March 2009 at 16:10
dose eny one know where i can find a cabin crew announcment my daughter wants to here one because i’m cabin crew for cathay pacific airways:)
By: Nasir - 30th August 2003 at 01:58
Originally posted by KabirT
….and on the left we can see the Pakistani SAM’s, dont be afraid i am good at barrel rolls”:D
(in heavy Indian accent): “…and since those rakshas Pakistanis won’t allow us to fly over their air-space, just sit back and relax for the extra 8 hours of flight westbound. Oh Blie-me, actually we have some lovely “rubbery” chaupattees for you that our air-hostesses will be rudely throwing on your trays. Chewing on them should keep you occupied for the duration only…” :p
By: steve rowell - 29th August 2003 at 23:25
I like that one Kabir
By: KabirT - 29th August 2003 at 16:43
The best i heard was when i went to a place enar the India-Pak border….the pilot said “on the right you can see the airfield and on the left we can see the Pakistani SAM’s, dont be afraid i am good at barrel rolls”:D
By: Dutchy - 29th August 2003 at 14:36
I love the British humor (even when a Belgium is implementing it 😀 )
By: Comet - 29th August 2003 at 14:21
On a Sabena flight safety demonstration
“watch out for the sharks when we crash into the sea”.
This steward was a gem at stand up comedy, and a friend on another forum tells me he now works for SN Brussels Airlines.
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August 29, 2003 at 1:55 pm